10 Seriously Perfect Excuses You Can Use To Get Out Of Work Today

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And if you end up texting each other all night from your respective apartments, you can pretty much guarantee they're the one. I'm observing National Apathy Week. Ebola might be going a step too far, however! Sorry, when you came to my door I mistook you for a Mormon and took cover.

Time to get truly creative. I have no underwear left because I haven't done my laundry in over a month and I don't have time to go shopping for new underwear.

32 Foolproof Excuses To Help You Get Out Of Any Plans

So here's the sitch: There's a date in the date-books, and one half of the twosome in question no longer wants to go. We've all been there, on either side of things. We've been canceled on, when we, ourselves, were excited. But that's not what this is. This article presumes that you're the one who's doing the avoiding. This article is here to give you better, gentler ways to do it. A key, specific detail. People get paranoid out there in the great, wide world of dating, which means we're all the more keyed up, all the more terrified of being lied to. And that, in turn, makes it harder to do. But I'm here to make it easier. I'm here to provide, if not any uber-new ideas, some variations on the classics. You're just financially responsible: What we shall be doing in all of these, is drumming up excuses in which you are framed to look AMAZING. Not just amazing, ahh-MAH-zeeng. This is a new day and age in which we live. Gone is the idea that the man will always pay. In which case, you can use your own penny-pinching habits to both a avoid the date, and b look, not rude, but financially responsible. I'm so sorry to do this, and it's really embarrassing, actually, but I just don't think I can afford to go out. I'm trying to be better about these things, and I just looked at my checking account and, to quote Dana Carvey's Church Lady, It wouldn't be prudent. You're just such a good friend: Never use death or severe illness. Anything, really, that makes even the least superstitious among us feel a sense of foreboding. What we can do, though, is lean on the minor tragedies. So first let me say: I'm mortified to do a last minute cancel. Unfortunately, though, a good friend of mine is having a really tough time. She is, in short, in a bit of state, and the responsible, long-time friend in me feels like I really ought to take her out. You're sick, but in a cute way: Again, no severe illness, and preferably, nothing involving various fluids leaving your body. What you have, you see, is the world's worst sore throat. You can't even talk, really, which is why you're texting instead. You are sick, but still adorable. You're at home, your hair in the most flattering of messy ponytails, you're blowing seductively on your cup of hot water with lemon and honey. Now, this is not what you say, of course. It's rather what we presume he'll imagine: You all adorable, in lieu of you beside a toilet bowl. Because let us, at the very least, be honest: You might not want to date, but that doesn't mean you're ready to repulse him. You're direct: When in doubt — and this one is dangerous, reserved only for the most emotionally competent among us — you can simply be honest. You can say it as it is. You must still be sensitive, but nonetheless direct. So I know we'd said 8pm tomorrow, but here's the thing: I just, well, I just don't think I'm ready to date at the moment. I think I thought I was, and you seemed absolutely lovely, and that helped convince me. All me, not you, as they say. Have you ever used one of them to avoid a date? More From HowAboutWe Photo: Thinkstock ©2018 Condé Nast. The material on this site may not be reproduced, distributed, transmitted, cached or otherwise used, except with the prior written permission of Condé Nast.

Keep the note brief and professional. I feel a song coming on. He warned me this would happen. I have to go to a surprise party for my grandma's birthday. Your date might promise to call you, but that's probably not sincere. There are important world issues that need worrying about. I'm shaving my dog. As always, if you have something to share, send it in. These are responsibilities that it would be churlish to disregard and your date has no choice but to accept it. Glad for cancelling, then stress that a friend is going through a really hard time and needs you.